Saturday, April 04, 2015

Soon to Be Featured on Jerry House's "Bad Joke Wednesday"

17 Short, Clean Jokes

3 comments:

Deb said...

My own two favorites:

Patient: "Doctor, help me. I only have sixty seconds to live!"

Doctor: "Wait a minute!"

AND--

Q: "Did you hear about the baker who electrocuted himself?"

A: "Yeah--he stepped on a fruit pie and a currant ran up his leg."

Unknown said...

I think we might be enabling him.

Jerry House said...

Bless you, Bill, for the ammunition.

Re: #7 - My brother-in-law, who loved to sail, had a license plate ARRM80.